Funny Quotes For 40 Year Old Woman

Discover and share 40 year old funny quotes.

Funny quotes for 40 year old woman. At 40 the judgement benjamin franklin. At 30 the wit. The next thirty supply the commentary. Christian dior.

Youve reached the top of the hill which means the rest of your life will be easier for a rolling stone with arthritis in her bones. James thurber. Im not 40 im 18 with 22 years of experience. Happy 40th birthday to a woman whos great in every way.

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Since few women ever pass 40 maximum fascination can continue indefinitely. Whether youre old or youre young frankly thats. The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty five year old men. Guys are idiots till theyre what 40 years old wes borland middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons eli cass at 40 every time you suck in your gut your ankles swell unknown at 20 years of age the will reigns.

It will help turn this milestone into a smilestone. If you or a loved one is turning 40 these 40th birthday quotes will help them realize that turning 40 is something to celebrate rather than something to be sad or worried about. Happy birthday to a woman who is well aged. Funny 40th birthday quotesthis collection is about funny 40th birthday quoteswishesmessages and sayingsetc.

Enjoy our funny 40 year old birthday quotes collection. The first forty years of life give us the text. That much is true.